about

Hi. Some people call me Chahlay. Some people call me Bitch. And some people actually call me by my name.

I was born in '88, you do the math.

I like dogs, good books, long baths, Shannyn Sossamon, watercolor paper, Pez, skinny-dipping, playing with fire, drinking pickle juice straight from the jar, unicorns, bacon, tattoos, and thrift stores.

I'm a terrible driver, left-handed, an incurable night owl, and an all-around bitch who's afraid of spiders, darkness, ghosts, toasters, and eyelash curlers.